Cliff Lee Would Know How This Thing Works

But I never used it before so I don't.  And I need to test it before I head away from computer 'til Sunday.

So today's fact is that I am not 1/10th the man Cliff Lee is. 

And neither are you.  Or you.  Or you.  You - you might be 1/9th the man Clifton Phifer is.

But anyone who imagines they are his equal is dreaming.